There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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