pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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