make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
