Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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