Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Is Oprah even human
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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