seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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