I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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