with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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