honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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