i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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