I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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