Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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