butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pappa wants mamma naked
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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