Tell her she can't have a vagina
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She's the barista slut.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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