You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
zippers are such a cool invention
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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