butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you would pick up someone in the library
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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