i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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