I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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