i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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