Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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