So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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