I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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