just tell him i said nine months
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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