he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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