i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
