I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and she was petting her beer can
it's like iHOP with fire
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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