I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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