If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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