Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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