WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Will you blow on my dice?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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