halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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