is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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