I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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