Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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