I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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