He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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