She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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