doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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