Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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