We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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