I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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