I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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