I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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