i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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