Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
two words: eviction party
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Panties = found
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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