she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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