let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
His nipple licking is glorious
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize