so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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