Me too!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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