Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
whose parrot is this?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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