Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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